I tripped over your quaint little rag whilst searching for obscenities to throw at my local councillor.
While admitting an admirable first impression, the content beneath the façade is rather wanting. Not sure what you’re trying to achieve but I suspect failure is at hand.
I guess the upside is, it keeps you off the streets at night.
JD. Aureluen, Keeps Rd, Stanbury.
~ Ed: Thank you for your first impression. And we’ll be sure not to trip over your generous wit should the night be dark and our travails unhappily intersect.