Honkywood fum t'other side

Brud Broder's Movie Reviews

It's not all honky, Anglo-American oatmeal fum de Hollywood point uh view. Dere's oda' sto'ies t'tell, oda' cultures - some whole wo'ld uh dem, in fact.

And dose o' dem still makin' films duzn't make block-busters, and few uh dem make some polished affair likes de honky LA stoodios. So's let's plum review dem fum de back alley, around da damn 'hood, fum de waaay down and out in de gutta' wid no job. You's know where I'm comin' fum?

And da damn crazy sheepoverbo'd dudes stick deir nose in wid some straight rappin'.

2001: A Space Odyssey - By de end, de unreconciled plot lines are simply left dere likes some Ro'schach, wid murky implicashuns uh deology.
50 First Dates - Sandler, whut is you hangin' man? Where dun did de brother joker in ya' go?
Apocalypse Now (& redux) - De powa' of dis film kinnot be denied, and once seen, it be not easily fo'gotsten
Back Against the Wall - I gots t'tell ya' bro, fo' some moment ah' dought it said "Blacks Against da damn Wall", shute.
Collateral - Cruise, de mans one supuh'b physical acto' - dat duzn't mean i'm attracted t'him o' nudin, mind yo' tongue.
Dogville - De acto's might be honky but da damn humo' be blacka' dan some broda' on some moonless night.
Dogville Bites - Critics lined up, abuse flying over the Atlantic and over the street, between cosmopolitan sheets and hysterical parochial local rags. (SO)
Fahrenheight 9/11 - Hates de guv'ment so's much - man, dis honky dude, he's likes some broder.
I, Robot - I gots'ta seriously look Hollywood ax'ance when dey cut asimov such some propuh' seein' to.
Man on Fire - Man on Fire builds and builds, no looking back, falters not. It leads us where we expect: to love, to lose, to go vigilante. (SO)
The Matrix - Just imaginin' de amount uh wo'k it gots'ta have snatchn t'film be astonishin'.
Postcards from America - Man, dis load'o retrospective gummy fum some sucka's who-cares cribhood.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day - Sarah looks likes mo'e dan some match fo' bod uh dem. WORD!
Team America - Whut makes dis vulgar comedy ultimately some serious parable fo' our time?
Under Milk Wood - Some play fo' voices. Why am ah' reviewin' dis obscure little movie fum de past?
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? - In Albee's dark play, Dick Burt'n and Elizabed Taylo' shine as Geo'ge, some disillusioned super honcho, and Marda, his brutally acerbic mama.
Kipps - Another serious parable fo' our time?