Black Boy in Honky Tinsel Town

Man, as ah' landed in LA, ah' plum knowed ah' wuz goin' t'make dis town snatch notice"

"When ah joined th' staff of mah high skoo noospaper an' won sevahal Keystone awards, th' highess hono' given t'high skoo journalists.

Af'er larnin' high skoo fo' quite a spell, ah took an M.A. in Film an' Theater fum Noo Age College in Noo Yawk an' a Ph.D. in Theater fum th' Metro Unyversity Center, also in th' Trimenjus Apple.

Figurin' thet writin', about movies an' whutnot, beats acshully wawkin' fo' a livin', ah does jest thet fo' places like "filmcritic.com", "Film Threat" an' "Slant Magazine". Ah's also foun' 'n places like "Th' Chicago Tribune", "Trimenjus Apple Times" 'n "Playfella.com".

At da damn peak uh my profession, ah' have achieved whut ah' consida' de "Keystone" uh latta' day film critics - wo'kin' at da damn revered, de fabulous, de honky Sheep Overbo'd dart honky kahm. 

I'm lookin' fo' waaay coo' and cleva' movie reviews fum eyeballers.    Info'mashun here