Welcome to SheepOverboard's Exactly News

But what, exactly, is a Sheep doing' Overboard'? (I see your lips miming the query)

Born of a desire to parody news, science and .. er, you, Dear Reader, this little-known eZine has dragged on since 2003 and now needs more advertising revenue.

What better? From the excellent services of Mochila please enjoy the latest headlines and news. The real news, that is. Exactly news.

Rehash advertisement-supported garbage from they we so despise: conventional press barons,those running dogs of capitalism and their 'embedded' lackey ink-slingers!

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